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Sunset Sherbert Ice Cream
I am drowningSomebody help meI am too weak to swim for shore Going underI am breathlessCome now, I am losing this war The storm is ragingThe waves are crashingThe tides are tossing me around…
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Paper Wasp Cake
This a story of great love. With great love often comes great loss, and this story is no different. The story begins in the sparks of love between two Paper Wasps from neighboring nests.…
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Chocolate Chip Cookie
You are like a chocolate chip cookie…Everybody loves you.As do I.I mean what’s not to love?Chocolate chips are sexy!And so are you.But you’re so much more than chocolate chips.You’re my kind of dough.You’re just…
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Sushi Roll
I spent some time studying under one of the premier Sushi masters in the state of Florida. Hetaught me a great recipe! It’s We’re no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do…
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Smoked Ass
I visited a local meat smoker the other day. I brought him 10# of Pork Butt. We hung out all day and smoke and drank while it was over the Butt was over the…
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Johnny Quit Cold Turkey
Johnny is sitting at an N/A meeting, and it’s his turn to speak. He takes a deep breath and musters up all the guster he can to face his truth. “I’ve been an addict…
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Sick Beats
This recipe is in honor of DJ Rude Obega and DJ Turn Up I used to have this friend who loved to cook. He thought he was a chef. He was also a very…
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Thanksgiving Turkey
It’s Thanksgiving time again, and you know what that means! For me, it’s a time for expressing your love and appreciation for your family and friends through the act of cooking and feeding….and eating…
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Whip It Ronda
Halloween has come and gone. The candies have all been eaten, and all that remains are Toffees. Fuck toffees. Toffees are disgusting. Sometimes I feel like I am toffee. It’s been that way since…
Rambling Gourmet 